Saturday, June 26, 2010

WELL....I HATE SWIMMING POOL!



It happened while I am doing 6th standard. Every one of my age in my village learnt swimming somehow. I used to sit and watch near the well. They used to do all the types of gymnastics. Some will jump from the motor shed. Some used to do forward somersault, some one used to do flying reverse somersault.

My village friends (Kannan, Vasu, Kumar, Sudhakar, Thanigaivel and others) decided to teach me swimming. Same day they took me to well with rope and dried pumpkin. In modern world you guys got plastic Lifebuoy. Those days dried pumpkin was used as lifebuoy. Our friends tied Dried Pumpkin and rope around my wrist and push me to the well. They taught me how to flip hand and legs.



I learnt up to some extent and even after that I am scared to swim without Lifebuoy. One fine morning I am just preparing near the well. One of my friends pushed me to the well. Initially I am scared and our friends keep on saying “Kumar flip your hands and push you legs against water”. Since my friends were around the well and encouraged. I got some confidence and started to swim.

We used to swim for hours and hours. During holidays we used to swim almost whole day. We used to play

  • Catch me if you can
  • Holding breath under water
  • Swimming only by legs or only by hands
  • Reaching maximum depth of the well
  • Throwing stone in to water and catching before it reaches the bottom
  • Swimming continuously without taking rest
  • Splashing water on other’s face

We used to switch well. We walk few kilometers for border and deeper well. Some farmers won’t allow swimming because we may shake and spoil the pipes and pump sets. Some farmers don’t mind because we used to do small favors like

  • Look after their pumps set, we will stop when water level falls near foot valve.
  • We help them while relocating the pumps
  • We will get those pipes and foot valve which fell inside the well.
  • We help in priming the pump
  • We help to join the belts; even we carry belts and Handles from farm to their home
  • We look after the irrigation of their farms.
  • Help them while digging well



Some farmers will take our cloths and play with us for some time, some other will throw our cloths in to the well to make them wet. Few make complaint to our parents. But nothing will stop us swimming except one………..SNAKE.

SNAKE...small or big…water snake or cobra even if we saw its skin we won’t go to that well for several weeks. We will look for other well.


  • Swim….until we feel hungry
  • Swim….until the well water level falls below our hip level
  • Swim….until the owner shouts at us
  • Swim….until one our parents visit the well with broom stick to beat us
  • Swim….until our eyes turn red
  • Swim….until our ears pain
  • Swim….until we end up with fight
  • Swim....until we met with small accident
  • Swim….until we saw snake

Swim……..Swim………..Swim…………Swim.......!

My childhood days went like this for few years until that day.

During long swimming sessions water will enter into ears, we will remove it by towel end or cotton butts. On that day even after doing so for several times water keeps on coming from my right ear for hours….for days….I am unable to tolerate the pain. I went to ENT doctor in Thiruvannamali. No improvement. After that I went to ENT doctor in Thirukovilor, after few days things got improved. She strictly told me not to swim...at least under deep water.

Sill I am crazy about swimming. I felt very happy when I came to know that my newly rented apartment has swimming pool at roof top. On first weekend I took necessary things and rushed to roof top. All I saw was FISH TANK of 2m wide x 3m length x 2 m depth. When I jump in that pool…almost all water came out of the so called SWIMMING POOL…… I started to hate ARCHIMEDES PRINCIPLE since then.



Thursday, April 8, 2010

My Brand Experience - 1


Dove Shampoo & Conditioner


The dove shampoo which I bought in India seems to be inferior compare to one which we used to buy in UAE.
In India it is less viscous and light grey in color, where as in UAE the same is too viscous and pure white in color.
The Dove Conditioner seems to be same. Price wise there is no much difference, then why in India it is poor quality.

Mysore Sandal Gold Soap


The soaps which we bought in India are dull in color and also it had rough texture. Think they added more fillers and the filler particle sizes are also big, that how it had rough surface.

Tata Photon Plus


The customer care people don’t have courtesy to tell whether there will be signal in my village or not. He want to experiment myself at the cost of Rs.2500.00

Reliance Communication


The response and action done by Reliance Communication technical team was great. Less than few hours the technical team reached our home to sort out our broadband problem.

Chennai International Airport



Guys this is the place where I came to know how many white color are there in world. If we see the false ceiling in waiting area each and every square has different white color. That too they are newly constructed false ceilings. Past 5+ years I am seeing this airport. It had improved up to some extent.

The shops inside the Airport are looting money. Last time I bought a travel bag for Rs.750 which may be cost outside less than Rs.100. Poor quality laptop bag cost you Rs. 2500. 

News & Observations - 1


In past most of the time we all see several government schemes for poor people only in News Papers. It may not be implemented properly or it will be in paper level just for eye wash.


During my last India visit (4th march 2010 to 26th march 2010) I came across few of government schemes in and around my village.

News
Under the National Rural Guarantee Scheme one member from each of India's 60 million rural households is guaranteed 100 days of work each year. They will receive a minimum wage of 60 rupees ($1.35) or an unemployment allowance if there is no work. The scheme will target India’s 60m rural households.


Observations
Yes, I saw the scheme implemented well in my village and several nearby villages. Even the workers are getting around Rs 50.00 in average.
But, the work efficiency achieved by this scheme will be less than 30%, based on my study and discussion with various people, those who work under this scheme are just sitting ideal for most of the time and the work assigned to them also useless.

News
Tamil Nadu government signed as agreement with the Hyderabad based Emergency Management Research Institute to provide free emergency assistance to people across the state through an integrated dialing code “108”


Observations
Yes, my close friends got a major accident few months ago nearby my village; they were timely transported to hospital by 108.

Even I saw a 108 Ambulance in very remote village during my travel across my district.

Also one of my relative’s friend got job as 108 Ambulance’s driver.

There are times, where bullock carts, tractors, TVS 50s ect are used as ambulance in village sides. I am really happy about this 108 Scheme.

News
Chief Minister M. Karunanidhi on Friday launched the free color televisions for the poor scheme near here and asserted that the DMK was committed to fulfilling all election promises.


Observations
Yes, in my village almost everyone is having that color T.V.
But it is distributed to everyone irrespective of reach and poor. I think those who are in DMK party will definitely have at least one T.V

News
Referring to the success of the self-help group movement in the State, Mr.Stalin said there were about 4.24 lakh Self Help Groups (SHG) in Tamil Nadu now.


Observation
Yes, I think there are 4 to 6 “Women self-help groups” are there in my village. They are getting enough funds and they are replaying sincerely.

But, the members of “Women self-Help groups” are forced to take part in rally to welcome ministers ect. During Mr. Stalin visit to my nearby village, these women were forced to stand under sun for several hours. End of the day they got Rs.50.00 and a Briyani Parcel.

Apart from above

I saw, Rice Rs.2 per kg in + low cost grocery items in public distribution system.

I saw Child Nutrition Scheme

I saw Rs. 6000 through Tamilnadu government Dr. Muthulakshmi Reddy 

Maternity Assistance Scheme.

Free Electricity to farmers

Free Bus pass to school students

Rural Water supply Scheme etc

Primary, secondary, higher, Arts & Science, Technical, Engineering educations

Etc

Right to Education Act – Tribute to Mr. K. Kamaraj


In my last post, I scribbled little about the states where the democratic government failed. I wondered how Tamil Nadu state government is functioning up to certain level even though most of the politicians here are equally bad. I think it is due to people’s awareness.

Thanks to Great Mr. K. Kamaraj. He was the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu during 1954 to 1963. He is the person how bought school education to millions of the rural poor by introducing free education with free mid day meal scheme. He reopened 6000 schools and added 12000 more schools across Tamil Nadu. 


He made education compulsory up to 11th standard. Because of that the state literacy rate is more than 70% today.

I have some disappointment with Mr. K. Kamaraj, though he was the king maker who played vital role to bring two Prime Ministers, Sir. Lal Bahadur Shastri (1964) and Smt. Indira Gandhi (1966) he failed to encourage both the Prime Ministers to implement the free education with free mid day meal scheme across India.

How come a great visionary man failed to see beyond his own state?

It took 45+ years for Indian Nation Congress party to consider Mr. K. Kamaraj’s principle. The Parliament of India has recently passed Right to Education Act through which education has become fundamental right of all children of age group 6-14 year.

If it is implemented properly it will lead to awareness, intern the people will start to govern the government. Because the government is …of the people …by the people….for the people

To know about Right to Education Act, do visit below website

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Democracy – Punishment for the people by the politician





By visiting below website, you will come to know there are more than 160 Terrorist, Insurgent and Extremist groups operating in India.


If you visit below website we will come to know that, there are less than 50 recognized political parties across India.


From below picture we will come to know the Naxal dominated districts

     

If we include other Extremist groups, more than 25% of total Indian districts are affected by these extremist groups.

These extremist groups are surviving such long period because of public support and ineffective government. If we see, in all these districts the literacy rate is very less and the public distribution systems are totally failed.

Don’t know why the government is spending millions of rupees for paramilitary, CRPF ect to fight against extremist groups. Instead if the government spends that money for rebuilding Public Distribution System, Education and other infra structure then the public support for these groups will come down step by step.

Today Mr. Chidambarm said “2 – 3 year for war against Maoists to succeed”, also he said “the Maoists were thrusting ware on a democratically elected government, if this is war we will fight back” Instead of that if the so called democratically elected government function properly for 5 years there won’t be any Maoists or Naxals.

I saw a program in NDTV 24x7 about “Operation Green Hunt” most of the villagers interviewed by NDTV said, “The government should stop operation green hunt”.

Think within few days, the Chhattisgarh incident happed and we lost 76+ innocent CRPF men.

A top maoist leader names Gopal has said BBC that the brutal killing of 75 CRPF troopers in the dense forests of Chattisgarh was the 'direct consequence' of the government's Operation Green Hunt offensive.
When the Democracy is going to be “for the people, by the people” instead of “Punishment for the people by the politician” 

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Disaster Management




Mr. Manmohan lips movement, actual voice from Ms. Sonia:

Dear countrymen, now our various department ministers will talk about the upcoming NATIONAL DISASTER and the precautions to handle that adversary effect.

Mr. A K Anotny:

Friends, first of all we should develop courage to face this DISASTER. It is not like Tsunami, Strom, Heavy rain, Drought, etc. It is worse than that. Arrival of this Disaster will lead to brutal food shortage. It seems the southern part of India will have big impact. As of now North India and rest of world are completely safe. All our military departments will be put on red alert. There will be undisclosed number of Troops withdrawal from Pakistan border. They will be moved to Southern part of India.

Mr. Pranab:

More funds will be allotted to Tamil Nadu, Karnataka and Kerala to handle such blow. I pray got to give great resilience to those people to recover from that Disaster.

Mr. Chidambaram:

More Rice will be supplied to Tamil Nadu from Central food godown.

Milk, Fruits and Vegetable movement form TN to Kerala and Karnataka will be halted for 24 days.

Eggs and Chicken export from Namakal will be banned for 20 days effective from 5th march.

Road users are urged to excise extra caution while driving. This Disaster will cross you any time anywhere at the speed of sound (minus 323 m/s)

Some where in Afgan or Pakistan or USA

Taliban: Mr. Osama did you heard the news, India is withdrawing troops from border, shall we plan for attack.

Osama: Cool guys, it will take few months for India to recover from that Disaster visit, we should not show our arm power to physically challenged person.

Emirates Airlines:

It’s coming by Emirates Airline EK 542, Seat No 27A, sources from Emirates Airline said “Habi bi….when this disaster traveled to China three years ago, the flight tilted one side all the way through the journey. This time we planned remove 26 A, 26B, 28A, 28B seats so that excess weight will be balanced. One cargo flight will fly along with EK 542 with additional food and beverages to avoid any short supply”

Tentative Route & Time map of Disaster Movement:

March 5 2010, 2.15 a.m. – Chennai Arrival

March 6 2010 – Chennai

March 7 to 15 2010 - In and Around Thiruvannamalai,

March 13 & 14 2010 - Mysore (Mysore Maharaja will request Mugil and Karthi to vist Thiruvannamalai, so that this Disaster will stay in Thiruvannamalai and Mysore will be saved. Mean time Maharashtra’s home minister will hold talk with Mr. Murugan. It seems Mr. Murugan will be requested to come down to Mysore or to Thiruvannamalai.

March 18 to 24 - In and around Chennai

March 24 2010 - Emirates Airline 547, end of Armageddon. Disaster will move back to Dubai.

There may be change in route and time map, because the movement is controlled by a Commander in Chief with her “IRON HANDS”

Targets:

Apart from relatives, it seems below peoples are in hit list. Where ever you guys run you will be attacked by this Disaster.

With families - Karthi, Murugan, Mugil, Paramasivam, Dinakar….)…to be updated till March 25 2010

Individuals – Gangadaran, Arul Vijayan, Basker, Guru, Venkat, Sashee, Murali, Jayakumar, Senthil (Mysore)…to be updated till March 25 2010

By Phone – Mr. Jackiesekar (http://jackiesekar.blogspot.com/), Mr. Jaggu (http://jambazarjaggu.blogspot.com/)

Mr. Sunil Mittal, Air Tel

On behalf of AirTel, its my pleasure to Welcome that Disaster. During last visit (2008) our company made great profit. This disaster used three SIM cards. Below are per day mobile usage details. Hope this time also History repeats.

SIM CARD1 - 24 hours local outgoing calls

SIM CARD2 – 4 hours local and national incoming calls, unlimited mobile internet.

SIM CARD3 – 2 hours international incoming and outgoing calls.

Disclaimer

Mr. Lakshmi Mittal, Mr. Ratan Tata, Mr. Kukesh, Mr. Nandan Nilekani, Mr. Azim Premji, Mr. Anil, Mr. Sunil Mittal, Mr. Kamath, Mr. Kumar M Birla, Mr. Rahul Bajaj, …ect guys this is once in a blue moon opportunity. If you guys give appointment to this disaster, it will meet and discuss about your business development in UAE, after Twenty20 you guys has to take appointment to meet this disaster.

Girls don’t worry about this DISASTER, after Feb 18 2008 incident it stopped putting “kadalai”

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Ctrl c....Ctrl v....Edit - 1



Few days ago I enjoyed below article from one of my favorite blogger.

http://jambazarjaggu.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_07.html

I got inspired....below are the out come


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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Here is your hero!

Hi guys

If you watch the movie in below link, you also can become a hero.

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1262676208692RA67

Have patience, it will take some time to load.

Go to full screen option, keep the volume at max.

Watch carefully!


Burj Dubai now Burj Khalifa


“Sometimes you got to run before you can walk”, that is a dialogue from movie IRON MAN

Burj Duabi or Tower of Dubai, is an example for above dialogue

Highest man made structure in world build based on shear science knowledge, don’t know how far nature and science will go hand in gloves.



Burj tower must be fitted with lots of sensors and other measuring devices to collect data of how the tower will behave to

  • Wind movements (wind loading & building motions)
  • Seismic movements
  • Thermal expansions
  • Fire accidents
  • Sabotage
  • Falling objects
  • Where and how the broken window or object thrown out from window will fall, etc

These data will be helpful to build similar towers in future, which will be safer and efficient. Emaar can sell above data for other developers across world to make money.

RETURN ON INVESTMENT

The developer EMAAR PROPERTIES said, more than 90% of space sold out and they are expecting 10% return on investment. Initially I had doubt on Emaar's statement. I just workout roughly and results are good.

Cost of the Project - USD 1.5 billion

Total floor area 3595100 sq ft

As on today 1 sq ft of residential area can be rented to USD 30(min) per year. If 90% of spaces are sold or rented then about USD 0.315 billion (10% approx) will be the return on investment per year. But tower will be having more than 30% space for commercial purpose (shops, hotels, offices ect) Where the rent will be more than USD 30 per sq ft per annum. So the investors won't end up with loss.

You can can see the commercial rent per sq ft per annum in below table.

TWIST IN THAT TOWER

I am very much disappointed when the tower name changed to Burj Khalifa (Abu Dhabi ruler’s name) at last minute. The name change must be honor to Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed who partially bailed out Dubai from financial crisis .



Burj Dubai is an outcome of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum's (ruler of Dubai) vision and his entrepreneur skill. I hope Dubai will have taller tower than this tower in the name of Dubai or Dubai ruler